I grew up in Norway. I am a 32 year old bear wrangling viking. My Nmae Is Gort. I killed my father with a battleaxe when I was just 3 years old. I started the hobby of bear wrangling. I train the bear first, and then I have saddles for them. bears run quite fast for their size. I once got 30 mph on a grizzley and I was jousting a Pirate who using a 10ft tall Scottish Polar Bear. Now I was no stranger to confrentation. I wrangle F@#kin Bears. After wrangling my first bear at the age of 5, I realized I had great talent. So i bought myself a unicorn (turns out it was a horse with a sword on its head) and i started impaling bears. This did not kill the bear though. It did nothing actually, all it did was piss of the 1500 pound animal. So i simpley took a 15 pound sword and decapitated the bear with one stroke. I then had control over all the bears on the earth. They were intimidated by my viking badassness.
Bears?
Interests
Bears
their like furry tractors
Favorite Movies
I then worked at Mcdonalds after killing all the bears in the world. It didnt go well though
I kept killing people
having kids with their wives...you know
its what vikings do
and I kept eating all the bear sandwiches ( yeah norway
we're that badass) and they fired me. So i moved on to wrangling Gorrilas. The Gorrilas we're crafty Bastards. they kept taking my keys...I dont even recall having keys. Which was wierd. SO in the end I am a father murdering
bear-wrangling-formor mcdonald employee-gorrilla slaughtering viking :)